Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its
Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he
comes.!!..
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji
ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Petrol ke rate badhne par
Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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What do u call a fat woman waiting?
Moti-vaiting.
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
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What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!
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Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
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Sardar on Titanic
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardar ji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2 kms
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
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Sardar ka Rishta
Sardar Ghar Walon K Sath Apna Rishta Pasand karny gya Ghar walo ne kaha dono ko Akela chorr do!
Srdar 2 girl: Behn G Tuadey kiny Bhai ne?
Girl: Pehly 3 C Hun 4
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Sardar Ki Maut
Sardar ki maut bijli girney se hüi Magar us ki lash muskurati hui mili
Bhagwan ne poocha aysa kuyn?
Sardar bola: Mujhay laga koi photo kheench raha hai
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Sardar ka dost:"Yar tu ne apni biwi ko talaq Q dedi?"
Sardar:"Yar actually us ka character boht kharab tha shadi mujse ki thi or bachay bhagwan se mangti thi."
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Sardar's wedding
Sardar's father gave him a gun on wedding nite & said
'fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not'
Sardar fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite.
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Sardar aur AC
SARDAR G aap ko garmi lagti hai tou kya karte ho?
Sardar : AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar:Aby Pagal phr AC ON kar leta hon
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Sardar + Sugar
Sardar roz kichen main jata or suger box kholta or band kar deta.
WHY?
Coz doctor ne kaha tha k apni suger roz check kia karo !!
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Sardar and Girl
10 sardar and a girl were hanging below a helicpter on a resQ ropePilot:
one must leave bcoz of over loadGirl:
i'll sacrifceAll sardar startd claping
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