1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI… PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI
GIRLFRIEND Ke SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

SARDAR: OYE! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI...

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1st SARDAR: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!

2nd SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the
same at home.

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1st SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2nd SARDAR: wo kaise?
1st SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se
naha liya.

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Sardarjee to Sunita:
" I want to marry you"
Sunita: But I am one year elder to you.
Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next
year.

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Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life & I'll give same advice to my
children also.. . . ..

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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour